Banned from PERB

[Bobert]

"I got banned"

Tell me about it

id love to hear the story as to why you got banned!

It’s pretty simple, really. Without embellishment, I was a member for nearly 15 years with several thousand posts, most of them were in the past seven or so years since my business(es) took off. That allowed me to poon three to five days a week and it became like a sport for me, lol! The trouble started about five years ago not long after I wrote my third bad review for Asian Fever. The first was before a name change as AF had a different name at one point. The second two were after the name change and one review wasn’t really bad, just a complaint about smelly towels and how Maya (I think) looked far older than the bullshit “forever 21” moniker they use. I also said I didn’t like the auto text once I left after seeing her because I was in mixed company. He black listed me after that, which was fine, but everyone knows he’s a butt hurt douche. He would often over compensate in his replies if he felt his shop wasn't getting it's ass licked by the members. 

Later, I decided that the AF boss was bragging a little too much about his photos and videos being 100% authentic and his shitting on every other shop that wasn’t his in REALLY racist ways. When I called him on using filters to remove skin blemishes on his girls, he got pissy and complained to the mods and that started a tit for tat. But I was also starting to get some hate form supposedly other members for being so active, seeing so many girls, and it got some guys jealous. I never flaunted the fact I made a lot of money, just mentioned I own a few businesses that do well as I would get questions about how I could afford to poon so often. It’s odd because there are several guys just as active as I was and no one said shit to them, so this lead me to believe that some of the accounts are troll accounts owned by the AF dude. I analyzed some of the posts and there was a pattern for sure. 

Finally, after really not having any conflicts for quite some time, AF dude sent me a private message saying he was going to get me kicked off the site and he wanted me to know its was him. How’s that for small dick energy? Next thing I know, I’m banned for being paid by shops for reviews and there was supposedly some (fabricated) evidence presented. AF dude didn’t want anyone on PERB to know he was responsible and hasn’t spoken up about it for fear of losing business. I have a screenshot of his message to me somewhere. I’ll see if I can find it to share. 

So the question is; given that I haven’t been to his shop in maybe five or six years, what kind of evidence would he possibly be able to get that would “prove” that I was on the take? Maybe two girls I’ve ever been with knew my online handle on Perb, one of which actually went onto PERB to defend me because she was so pissed for me. She is a total sweetheart and I love her for her loyalty. 

While I don’t blame PERB for banning me, because I don’t know exactly what evidence was fabricated (and it was fabricated) I do blame them for not at least talking to me to get my side of the story. I mean, it’s not like there wasn’t a motive for douche bag to frame me, because there obviously was, and they knew it. At the very least, I figure they'd use this as an excuse to get rid of me because their paying advertiser would get his panties in a wad every time I'd write a review about a shop that wasn't his